I.L.M.P
Chris Moyles feat. Robbie Williams
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Well listen everybody let me tell you about me
I love a lot of things in life like the birds and the bees
I love holidays in Spain and weekends in Leeds
But most of all I love my penis
Yeah!
And here's my friend to tell you what he loves
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Mr Robbie Williams!
I love cute little babies with their tiny little hands
I love laying on the beach and playing in the sand
I love walking in the park with the wind in the trees
but most of all I love my penis
They love love love their penis
They love love love their penis
I love the sunrise in the morning it's a lovely sight
I love watching crappy films late into the night
I love Michael Jackson records like Black or White
but most of all I love my penis
They love love love their penis
They love love love their penis
I love bobbing up and down in the Caribbean sea
I love watching the teli with a mug of tea
I watch anything presented by Holly Willoughby
I bet she'd love my penis
Hey Rob how much do you love your penis?
I love it more than football
Wow that's a lot of love
Do you love your penis more than Leeds
I take my penis everywhere I go
He sure does!!
Look at this little fella
It's a lovely little thing
So is yours
It's smiling at me!!
Well that's because he's a big fan of you Robbie
Play it boys
I love lazy Sunday mornings
a laying in bed
I love sitting down to dinner with a basket of bread
I love the technology of infrared
But most of all mmm penis
That's right
So sing along with us if you're feeling the same
Just be proud of your willy, don't be ashamed
So stand up proud and loudly proclaim
We love our penises
They're the men who's got it all
Sophisticated, handsome and very tall
They're more delicious than a slice of cake
More than in love with their trouser snake
They love love love their penis
They love love love their penis
(lots of times)
I love my penis
So do I
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