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You're Welcome
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Aw, you can't just leave
Not when you're dressed like that
Dressed like what? This is what I always wear
Yeah, and it's torture
How can you expect us to control ourselves when you look like that?
Dear, Diary
Here we are in the dark, 50 yards from my car
I could climb that tree, I'd never get that far
They're a hundred pounds heavier, they have my keys
I'm a rat in a trap, correction, I'm the cheese
Hey there girl, ignore this fool
He tries to play cool while he's dribbling drool
Just trying to say in our friendly way
That you've gotten hotter like every day (ow!)
Hey there girl, avoid this punk
He's hungry for a hunk of the junk in your trunk
There is no lie, that dog won't try
When a tasty treat like you walks by, 'cause
Once, you were geeky and nerdy
Now you're flirty, freaky, and dirty
You were nothing and nobody
But now you're good enough to
Get with me! Huh!
You're welcome, look where you are
You're welcome, you've won a football star
You're welcome, baby, what's that smell?
That's the smell of me loving you well
You're welcome
This is not a drill
This is not a bad dream
In a cow pasture, no one can hear you scream
Never break their stare, stay awake, stay aware
You're not in real danger 'til they grab your hair
Come back girl, now don't play hurt
If you don't want me staring, why you wearing that skirt?
We can't be tamed and we can't be blamed
It's all your fault that we're inflamed
'Cause once, you were grody and grotty
Now you got a body like a Maserati
Stroke my fur, make me purr
Hey! You wanted to be popular
Hit me! Huh!
You're welcome, look where you are
You're welcome, come get your football star
You're welcome, you've joined the pros
Once we squeeze you, you'll stay squoze
You're welcome in my lap, welcome on my knee
Well, come on and get grabby in the grass with me
I got one last chance to save my ass
What was that move from my self-defence class?
I'll steal your heart like a thief, bring you sweet relief
Call me Wendy 'cause you never wonder, where's the beef?
They're a powder keg, so don't yell or beg
Stay friendly then gently, accidentally sweep the leg
Ah! Ah gross!
It stinks!
You're welcome (back up fool, you wreak)
You're welcome (well, you smell like a sewage leak)
You're welcome (wait dude, I'm pretty sure)
(This ain't mud, it's cow manure)
You're welcome (ah, it's everywhere)
You're welcome (oh, god, it's in my hair!)
You're welcome (hey, girl, now let's not dwell)
(On the smell, you could tell, I could still be loving you well)
Swell (no, I'll be loving her well)
See you in Hell (no, I'll be loving her well)
No, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be
Loving, loving, loving, loving, loving her well
You're welcome
You're welcome
You're welcome