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Celebrate the Failure

The Fauves
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Celebrate the failure You ought to be congratulated Gonna gather underneath that big old flag That looks like New Zealand's dirty snot rag Celebrate the failure Get me a number for Human Nature Got some words from a poem by Dorothea Mackellar But I need the motherfucker sung acapella Celebrate the failure Celebrate the failure Celebrate the failure C'mon, celebrate, yeah Well it's a black armband view of history So we're never never never never gonna say sorry Typewriter stuck on the return key Ooh, here's Johnny! So citizens all let us rejoice And sing together in an out-of-key voice Come on join in, 'cos the push is on To make 'Up There Cazaly' our national song I need a lifeguard, a schoolkid, a jackaroo Backed by a soundtracked didgeridoo I want a long, slow shot over Uluru And a green and gold boxing kangaroo Celebrate the failure Celebrate the failure Celebrate the failure Celebrate the failure Back at the lab we're mating A koala from a Ken Done painting With a lock of a media baron's hair To make a fuzzy, cuddly, telegenic billionaire Celebrate the failure Remember that your leaders hate ya You win! Congratulations! You got to celebrate the failure Celebrate the failure You ought to be congratulated Celebrate the failure C'mon, celebrate, yeah Well it's a black armband view of history So we're never never never never gonna say sorry With an axe through the door of a nation's psyche Ooh, here's Johnny! Celebrate the failure Celebrate the failure Celebrate the failure C'mon, celebrate, yeah