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Christmas Vacation
Hooray For Dad
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The Christmas tree's been dug up
A little full a lot of sap
Both sets of parents are coming
To take long winters naps
The shopping's all done
Tis the season to be merry
The lights aren't yet working
But soon they'll twinkle like fairies
It's a fun old fashioned family Christmas
A fun old fashioned family Christmas
Now your cousin is here
I couldn't be more surprised
I'm dreaming about the pool
My Christmas bonus will buy
This turkey looks good
I bet we're in for a treat
I'll read the Night Before Christmas
By the fire after we eat
It's a fun old fashioned family Christmas
A fun old fashioned family Christmas
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Now the shitter is full
The Christmas tree's up in flames
The house is destroyed
My Christmas bonus never came
Everyone wants to leave
And I'm probably going to jail
But I can't afford to be an elf
How will I ever make bail
Hallelujah, holy shit, where's the Tylenol
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It was a Christmas miracle
My bonus was reinstated
The holiday was saved
The whole family was elated
We looked to the sky
And saw the star shining bright
Merry Christmas to all
And to all a goodnight
It's a fun old fashioned family Christmas
A fun old fashioned family Christmas
Need Jack Daniel's help on this family Christmas
It's a fun old fashioned family Christmas
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