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Buy Me A Condo
“Weird Al” Yankovic
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Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full o' credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
Gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on
Woah, used to live in Jamaica, but I don't live dere no more
Had to change me lifestyle
Do t'ings I never done before
So now I'm just a lonely Rastaman
Living in dis American town
Gonna sell me Bob Marley records
Gonna get me some Jackson Browne
I gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get the wall-to-wall carpeting
Get the wallet full o' credit cards, woah
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn (Wooooah)
I get da T-shirt wit' de alligator on
Wo, gonna cut off me dreadlocks
T'row away all me ganja
I'll have a Tupperware party
Maybe join me a health spa
I'll get a bowl of plastic fruits
And a microwave oven, too
Then I'll have the neighbors over for a weenie barbecue
Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full o' credit cards, oh
Gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
Gonna get a funny little T-shirt wit' de alligator on
Ain't gonna work in de field no more
Gonna be Amway distributor
Ain't gonna work in de field no more (no, no)
Gonna be Amway distributor
Ja, ja, ja, ja, life is so very hard
I need a (ja) ja, ja, ja jacuzzi in my back yard
Oh, I gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full 'o credit cards, woah
I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow de lawn (woah, ain't got to mow de lawn)
I get the de T-shirt wit' de alligator on
What'd you say?
I gonna buy me a condo
I gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full 'o credit cards, oh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn (woah)
I get de T-shirt wit' de alligator on (woah)
I get de T-shirt wit' de alligator on!