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Today I‘m putting cream on my crack
Dr Pflaumisan
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Today's my day, l'm all alone
Finally free, the week has flown
I'm kicking back, just feeling fine
With sweet, sweet music and a glass of wine
Now it's time to treat myself right
I'm gonna cream my crack tonight
Oh yeah
I'm spreading cream on my love delight
It just feels so good, it's outta sight
With every stroke, I feel so smooth
This dried-up plum, she's on the move
Oh yeah
Flutsch, flutsch, flutsch
The radio's playing, l'm lost in dreams
Letting go of all my schemes
With Vagisan and wine so fine
Tonight's a celebration, divine
No stress, no worries, just pure bliss
I'm loving every single kiss
Oh yeah!
I'm spreading cream on my love delight
It just feels so good, it's outta sight
With every stroke, I feel so smooth
This dried-up plum, she's on the move!
Oh yeah!
Flutsch, flutsch, flutsch
In the stillness of the night
Creamed and tipsy, feeling right
On the sofa, soft and warm
I'm cozy, safe from any harm
Oh baby, so nice and slick
But without a man, it's kinda bleak
To keep this plum from getting cold
I'll need a good dick, big and bold
Schalalalalala, tralala-la-la-la
Doctor Vagisaaaaaaan
Schalalalalala
Tralalalala, oh yeah!
Flutsch, flutsch, flutsch