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I am Mr Zangoulouzus Zalef Calamalef Speedifcalef
I stayed fifteen years in the black jungle of Soberia
Where I learn my skills of shaman
I can make any dream that you have come true
Come see me anytime of the day
You wanna have women?
I can make you get women
I will make your dream come true
Make any dream come true
I just have to lift up my magic finger
And I make everything happen how you wanted to
But first, you must write your name, your acount number
And sign below the paper
You can visit me all day, I live next to my office
My room is upstairs and the office is downstairs
First you have to drink the magical potion!
It is made out of banana juice, spider fingers and frog ears
It's a very energetical drink
Try it!
Try it!
Yes, I take Visa card and Mastercard too, yes
Try it!
You will see how much ladies you get in 15 minutes
Try it!
I make people win a lot of money on lotto tickets
I make 'em travel all over the world
Yes, you'll see very magical place
My office is on 57th Osamba Street
You will see a yellow
Line on a black ball name "Masou Zalef", it is my office
Don't be afraid to visit my office
If you want to be a shaman, I have a shaman school
Yes, yes, I have a shaman school
You will learn to be a shaman
Not as good as me, but very powerful in five years
But first, you write your name, your account number and your sign below the paper
We are the shaman!
Means we have the power of light and darkness
Say it like me!
If you believe in shamanity
If you want to get married to your girlfriend
I can make it happen today, yes
I can make her say yes
Look into my eyes for two minutes
And I will show you your life
But first, you have to sign on the paper
I take travellers cheques also, yes
And if your Bank is in Swiss, I give you a bonus!
You can e-mail me
I don't read my mails, my mails come directly to my mind
I'm a very powerful shaman
You wanna be like me?
You don't need to take an appointment
You just walk to my shaman-office
While you taking a walk with your girlfriend
Or maybe while you going to buy your bread in the morning
Or maybe when you just coming up from work
And you want to know how your next day is going to be
Come and see me!
My office is open for everybody
I can make you be in a successful life in less than no time
I do discounts on thursdays for people who can't pay with your Mastercard, so they could pay with dollars and
Yes, I don't take no 5 Dollars, I take only 50s and 100s
It's the blessing of the shaman
Don't forget to come and see your favourite shaman
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