Filthy Jack Pye
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Jack Pye
You're gonna play the heel tonight
Filthy Jack Pye
When you come into the ring
You'll throw a handful of dirt in my eye
And I
Will take a histrionic dive
And you'll drink in the booze
As we make 'em all think Dougie's gonna lose
Let's take a turn around the room
As we dance, I'll show you all the moves
At first, you'll have the upper hand
And as we go man-to-man, you'll lose
And then next time I do
I know
You'd probably rather do a picture show
Well, so would I
Rather be second row for Cumberland
Than leaping forward to score a try
We
We've got to find a way to make ends meet
Don't we, my friend?
We might be turning on each other
But at least it's pretend
For if we took on the machine
That has left us destitute, we'd lose
But if we take on each other
And we both get paid, then they're the fools
And don't you miss ovations, too?
Let's take a turn around the room
As we dance, I'll show you all the moves
At first, you'll have the upper hand
And as we go man-to-man, you'll lose
Let's take a turn around the room
As we dance, I'll show you all the moves
At first, you'll have the upper hand
And as we go man-to-man, you'll lose
And then next time I do