Precocious Young Miss Calloway
Momus, John Henriksson
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While the icicle vendetta might require the blue sombrero
I'd prefer to say the twilight made me don the blue beret
I say would you mind most awfully if awkward Aubrey Maplesley
Accompanies Melinda to the Thunderclan parade?
Precocious young Miss Calloway impressed Sam Posen's pants away
His clever conversation started from a magazine
And a blackguard known to all and sundry as the humble understanding
Challenged a great actor for his hatred of the Queen
Perhaps I lack a sense of humour
But your interesting rumour
Sketches me a statue quite impossible to match
Where your baroque imagination sees adulterous Casanova
In reality I'm just an unadulterated wretch
And Michael is, I'm sad to say, a quite unworthy adversary
Maurice is too homosexual acting anyway
While Merlin, no relation, has been wasting his frustration
On the nephew of the cousin of the Earl of Albany
I'm attracted to Antonia, but wish to keep our friendship so
I'll never breathe a word of her obsession with my waist
And there are several salient reasons
Why precocious young Miss Calloway
Has had the gall to state that I am not entirely chaste
Perhaps I lack a sense of humour
But your interesting rumour
Sketches me a statue quite impossible to match
Where your baroque imagination sees adulterous Casanova
In reality I'm just an unadulterated wretch
So pass the pancakes pretty please
Or else I'll strip myself and tease
My orgiastic organ to an ecstasy of joy
And the doctor tells me intercourse remains out of the question
And between ourselves I'm just a teensy little bit annoyed
So while the icicle vendetta might require the blue sombrero
I'd prefer to say the twilight's made me don the blue beret
And I'd be acting out of character if I required the pharmacist
To staunch my bleeding wound with the Italian tourniquet
Perhaps I lack a sense of humour
But your interesting rumour
Sketches me a statue quite impossible to match
Where your baroque imagination sees adulterous Casanova
In reality I'm just an unadulterated wretch