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Phd in Mixology
NIIC the Singing Dog
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I'm a tramp, with no stamp
I leave it blank, to write your name on me
I'm a mess, oh, with no sense
So grab your toolkit, and get to work on me
I'm a prospect work-in-progress
And, god, you love it
'Cause the fun is in the fixing
And we're mixing
Drinks like Ivy Chemists
I'm your experimental experience!
I'm in need, in need, in need of your love
And they can call me a liar, but that'd be a lie
'Cause I'm a simplistic symbol of the times
And I believe, believe, believe in your love
And I don't know what will be at the floor of this cup
Say the word, and this world will come alive
And these mixed drinks mix you and I
I'm a cur, with no courage
But I'm sure that's what ethanol's for
I'm a prophet, when you top it
And I have a vision, of you on top of me
I'm a cocktail tinker of love
And, god, I love it
'Cause the fun is in the playing
And not sipping
Scores don't settle a thing
I'm only here to count your denture marks! (Oh, yeah!)
I'm in need, in need, in need of your love
And they can call me a liar, but that'd be a lie
'Cause I'm a simplistic symbol of the times (the times!)
And I believe, believe, believe in your love
And I don't know what will be at the floor of this cup
Say the word, and this world will come alive
These mixed drinks mix you and I!
Yeah!
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Oh, here we go now!
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(We've got a, we've got a, PhD)
(We've got a, we've got a, PhD)
We've got a PhD in Mixology (we've got a, we've got a, PhD)
And this carbonation's our symphony (we've got a, we've got a, PhD)
Let's open up the world (we've got a, we've got a, PhD)
(We've got a, we've got a, PhD)
We've got a PhD in Mixology (we've got a, we've got a, PhD)
And this carbonation's our symphony (we've got a, we've got a, PhD)
Let's open up the world (we've got a, we've got a, PhD)
(Hey everyone! Check out my PhD! Hahahaha!) (We've got a, we've got a, PhD)
Oh, I don't know what they've been told (we've got a, we've got a, PhD)
But fantasies aren't boxed up (we've got a, we've got a, PhD)
Yeah, they are sold, on the rocks! (We've got a, we've got a, PhD)
(We've got a, we've got a, PhD) and they get those rocks off!
Oh, I don't know what they've been told (now, raise your glasses high, everyone) (we've got a, we've got a, PhD)
But fantasies aren't boxed up (this is our night, and as your class valedictorian) (we've got a, we've got a, PhD)
Yeah, they are sold, on the rocks! (I am proud to announce that, we have a giant Ph-) (we've got a, we've got a, PhD)
And they get those rocks off! (Let's go now!)
I'm in need, in need, in need of your love
And they can call me a liar, but that'd be a lie
'Cause I'm a symbolistic symbol of the times! (Times!)
And I believe, believe, believe in your love
And I don't know what will be at the floor of this cup
Say the word, and this world will come alive!
These mixed drinks mix you and I
You and I
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