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Aunty Donna
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I'm sick of real estate apps
And landlords wasting my time
Stuck out the front of a crack den
At the back of the line
Black mold inside of my lungs
So I can save for a loan
It's just the price that you pay
To call Australia home
Ex meth lab in a great location
Include your blood type on the tenant application
20 minutes late and we're trying to be patient
(Oh my god, it's the real estate agent)
Well let me show you around it's got headroom
They took a cupboard and they made a fourth bedroom
Here at Jellis Craig you know we really get you
Eight hundred a week and we'll pretend we never met you
You 20 something volleyball type loser
You're pulling up in your white land cruiser
Coke stained suit from your trip to Noosa
And now you're here to make our dreams come true, huh?
Well hot shit I bet you're not complaining
We find a gas leak and you still get paid, man
Rotten floorboards and a bucket for rain
Just hand us the lease and we'll sign the back page
I'm sick of real estate apps
And landlords wasting my time
Stuck out the front of a crack den
At the back of the line
Black mold inside of my lungs
So I can save for a loan
It's just the price that you pay
To call Australia home
Guess we're on our own
Hi, welcome to 49 Creswick Court, Warrandyte, a beautiful secluded part of paradise
I'm Steve from Barber Ridge Real Estate, I'm a massive cunt, let's take a look inside
Well look at you Mr. Big Property Investor
The backbone of the nation's housing sector
You can't make repairs 'cause the interest, uh?
Sounds like you should fuckin' be arrested
People need homes and you've got two hundred
Your folio's stacked fat and the ATO funds it
Anything you want and CommBank will front it
You're negatively geared and economically stunted
This ain't the 80s anymore we're post Howard
Halving the capital gains in 2000
Now our whole generation is without
Because you can't get votes if you fuck with housing
Another sharehouse getting knocked down
Digging a grave out of my savings account
Crashing at mum's until I figure it out
While the school kids still sing this one out
Gumtrees
With lots of plum trees
A sheep or two and a kangaroo
A clothesline out the back
Verandah out the front
And an old
I'm sick of real estate apps
And landlords wasting my time
Stuck out the front of a crack den
At the back of the line
Black mold inside of my lungs
So I can save for a loan
It's just the price that you pay
To call Australia home
Guess we're on our own
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