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The Creepy Cabaret

The Edible Toadstool Orchestra
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Ladies and gentlemen As some of you may have noticed There is no turning back We come with a hardened art Believing you'll love our hearts To perform the delicate task Of removing your masks There is nothing of you that we shall ask But to let us do this farce You shall be amused For the Edible Toadstool Orchestra is nothing but a joke Welcome to this Creepy Cabaret Creepy Cabaret Dreadful comedy Prepare for Crazy Dizzy Party Creepy Cabaret Screwball tragedy Get ready Maids and milfs Coots and kids Hippies and dandies Ringed eyes Deep yawns This audience Needs to be woken We all want to see The voiceless sing and scream The armless clap and snap The footless dance and tap There is no exit Almost sorry for this deceit Cheeky usherette's Locked the gates Any guest turns into hostage That's the way of the Creepy Cabaret Creepy Cabaret Yodeling monkey Bearded lady Stuffy gypsy boogie Creepy Cabaret German mariachi Don't forget the Bolchoรฏ company Blank stares Glum smiles No other choice But to swing and bounce We all want to see The voiceless sing and scream The armless clap and snap The footless dance and tap There is no exit from this deceit As deadly fungus, venomous Everything can be listened to Some songs only once Because that's the true way of the Creepy Cabaret