I Know a Girl
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Hello, suckers! Welcome back!
Roxy's in there being looked over by the State Medical Examiner
She says she's gonna have a baby
Now why didn't I think of that?
Can you imagine?
I mean, can you imagine?
Do you believe it?
I mean, do you believe it?
I know a girl, a girl who lands on top
You could put her face into a pail of slop
And she'd come up smelling like a rose
How she does it, Heaven knows
Hold on everybody. She's coming out now
Well, doctor, is she or isn't she?
She is
She is!
I know a girl, a girl with so much luck
She could get run over by a two-ton truck
Then brush herself off and walk away
How she does it, couldn't say
Hey, Doc, would you swear to that statement in court?
Aw, yeah
Good. Button your fly
Whilst I, on the other hand
Put my face in a pail of slop
And I would smell like a pail of slop
I, on the other hand
Get run over by a truck
And I am deader than a duck
I know a girl who tells so many lies
Anything that's true would surely cross her eyes
But what that mouse is selling, the whole world buys
And nobody smells a rat
Please, ladies and gentlemen of the press
Leave the two of us alone so that we can rest
Mm, the two of us. Can you imagine?
I mean, can you imagine?
Can I have one last picture, please?
Oh, sure. Anything for the press
Do you believe it?
I mean, do you believe it?
My dear little baby
My dear little baby
My sweet little baby
My sweet little baby
Oh, come on, I give you baby, baby, bunna, bunna
Look at my baby and me