Fake Fly Girl
Tall, Dark & Handsome
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Money, when you ready
Ayo, Boo
You know I'm so tired of all these girls calling me a tramp (Word)
You know what I'm sayin'? And they frontin'
So we gonna have to do a little something for all the homeboys (Word)
Now fellas, what you gonna do when the party's through
And you wanna swing home with one or two
Fly girls, yeah, that seems hard to do
Because they're playing the loll and they don't want you
Now you're sitting there, shaking, and it makes you think
Your fingernails might be dead or your breath might stink
You're hummin' and slummin', you ain't got a dime
Always your antiperspirant working overtime
So you try to play it cool although it hurts a bit
Every fly girl you meet seems to kick a fit
So you just start dissin' and we must admit
Fly girls these days ain't jimmy jack (Fake)
First of all, some fat, some tall
Some stroll around just like cute little dolls
Fly gold earrings, the big bamboos
Large Gucci bags with cute little shoes
With four gold ropes, just for show
Throw the fake up on and she's good to go
Yes, dressed real neat, queen of the street
And she'll leave you for your homeboy if he got the skeet
She's the wine and dine, ever so fine
And just to say hello, brothers stand in line
'Cause she's a fly girl, that's right, I didn't say slut
Walking real slow with her hands on her butt
With fly Jheri curls, her neck full of pearls
But that's not the real scoop on the fly girl (Fake)
Fellas, say it louder (Fake)
Fly girl, word
Fellas, say it louder (Fake)
Fly girl (Fake)
Fellas, say it louder (Fake)
Fly girl (Fake)
Fellas, say it louder (Fake)
Fly girl (Fake)
Now there was a fly girl two years ago
Weighed in at about three hundred and four
But now the girl's real skinny, D, you wouldn't wanna rape her
In the crack, has a fake feeling like sandpaper
And she done jerked every guy in the town
And she would've had Boo but I don't mess around
She's as thin as a pin 'cause she walk like a duck
And she uses a spin to hold her pins up
I said, "Hey, fly girl, tell me what's the cost?"
And she looked me up and down and said, "Get lost"
'Cause she's a fly girl, that's right, cute, adorable
Just say crack and she starts to act horrible
Just for example, I made the girl tremble
I yelled out "Crack" and then I said "Sample"
Although I was cool, she seemed to act cooler
Jumped on the dick, she said, "Light up the woola"
What, you nut, you just dissed my face
She said, "See, I'm not free, but my name is Base"
So I took off running and she gave a chase
And I led the girl into a crazy dark place
She said, "Hold it, where'd you get the crack?" I stole it
"Love your puff, woola, what's up, you wanna roll it?"
She reached out for it and I pulled the crack back
And she yelled out loud, "I'm down to give you a snack"
So I swept her off her feet and took her in the back
And she got her knees dirty for a nickel of crack
Yo, she puffed the woola, started to choke
Because she knew it wasn't crack, it was crushed up soap
'Cause she's the woola weight champ of the whole wide world
And to Boo, you ain't nothin' but a (Fake) fly girl
Fellas, say it louder (Fake)
Fly girl, word
Fellas, say it louder (Fake)
Fly girl (Fake)
Fellas, say it louder (Fake)
Fly girl (Fake)
Fellas, say it louder (Fake)
Fly girl (Fake)
Ayo, since I'm on the subject, yeah, I'ma speak
About the last fly girl we called once a week
But she was fly on Sunday, flimsy on Monday
Dirty on Tuesday until I said one day
"What's up, fly girl? Ain't your name Celeste?"
And then she said, "Yes, oh my, I'm not dressed"
She wore beat-up shoes and a cut-off shirt
And a pair of Lee jeans that were filled with dirt
I kicked mud on the girl, I knew it wouldn't hurt
Yet I could see in her face that she wanted to flirt
She was fly as the sky when we met last week
And I tried to kick the bass, she didn't want to speak
She said, "I look like a bum, but I'm not a freak"
"And I only get fly maybe once a week"
"You mean that wasn't your goose and the big bamboos
Or the large Gucci bag with the cute little shoes?"
She said, "No, but maybe I'll wear that tomorrow
I'll call my friend and I'll try to borrow"
I grabbed her collar, made the girl holler
Dipped into my pocket and gave her a dollar
Yo, she said, "Thanks," she was really proud
So I kept on walking and she yelled out loud
"K-D, come and pick me up on Friday"
I said, "Why?" She said, "That's my fly day"
I told the girl, "Go stand on the highway"
She got mad and she started coming my way fast
So I ducked and I slapped her ass
Flipped her in the trash as she tried to pass
She caught a black eye, yo, I kept walking by
And just as I assumed, she started to cry
"D, I'll do anything for you
I'll give the world to you if you want me to"
She was fooling, itching, scratching, drooling
From the mouth but I kept on cooling
She said, "Do you forgive me?" I said, "Of course"
And I took my dollar back and told the girl to get lost
But she always ran post and we wanna know why, girl
You ain't nothin' but a (Fake) fly girl
Fellas, say it louder (Fake)
Fly girl, word
Fellas, say it louder (Fake)
Fly girl (Fake)
Fellas, say it louder (Fake)
Fly girl (Fake)
Fellas, say it louder (Fake)
Fly girl (Fake)
You can front if you want, we really don't care
But if you're a fly girl, throw your hands in the air
(Fake, fake, fake, fake)