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By Jeeves (From "By Jeeves")
Andrew Lloyd Webber & By Jeeves 1996 Original London Cast
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It is patently clear
Any awkwardness here
Can be cleared up in less than a trice
Our identity switch
Who is who? Which is which?
We're in need of some solid advice
There's a painfully simple solution
It's as plain as the nose on your face
By Gad
By Gosh
By Heck
By Gum
By Rabbit's Foot
By Kingdom Come
By all my sainted aunt believes
By George
By Jove
By Jeeves
When we're faced with the grind
Of exerting the mind
We're filled with a deep sense of dread
How on Earth, I hear cries
Does one give exercise
To a thing that's embedded in your head?
What we need is a free-range consultant
Where on Earth do you find one of those?
By Hook, by Crook
By Way, by Pass
By Sea, by Air
By Road
By Grass
By Seven Dwarfs
By Forty Thieves
By George, by Jove, by Jeeves
By Shuttlecock
By Croquet Hoop
By Panama
By Windsor Soup
By all those cards tucked up his sleeve
By George, by Jove, by Jeeves
Our collective I.Q
Of around 42
Cannot cope, to be terribly frank
All true leaders of men
Delegate now and then
Try to keep their minds totally blank
To appreciate loftier matters
Things that mostly go over my head
By Derby Day
By Nursery Tea
By Moose
By Spoons
By Half-Past Three
By every tender breast that heaves
By George, by Jove, by Jeeves
By Marmalade
By Bowler Hat
By Toothpaste tube
By Burmese Cat
By Baby Newts
By Autumn Leaves
By George, by Jove, by Jeeves
Behold how Jeeves, with sleight of hand
Conceives a scheme so carefully planned
Even we can understand
If he takes it terribly slowly
By Basingstoke
By Cardboard Box
By Budge's Knees
By Bassett's Socks
By each that conjuror deceives
By George, by Jove, by Jeeves
By Jumping Jack
By Easy Chair
By Bain Marie
By Camembert
By every fruit bat in the eaves
By George, by Jove, by Jeeves
By Walking-Boot
By Thermal Drawers
By Canapes
By Santa Claus
By all his mighty brain achieves
By every spell the master weaves
By Heck
By George
By Jove
By Jeeves
By Jeeves, by Jeeves, by Jeeves
By Jeeves