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Right Said Fred
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Right, said Fred, both of us together
One each end and steady as we go
Tried to shift it, couldn't even lift it
We was getting nowhere
And so we had a cuppa tea and
Right, said Fred, give a shout for Charlie
Up comes Charlie from the floor below
After strainin', even ain't complainin'
We was getting nowhere
And so we had a cuppa tea and
Charlie had to think and he thought we ought to
Take off all the handles
And the things that held the candles
But it did no good, well I never thought it would
Oh, right, said Fred, have to take the feet off
To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo'
Took its feet off, even took the seat off
Surely got us somewhere, but no
So Fred said, "Let's have another cuppa tea"
And we said, "Right-o"
Oh, right, said Fred, have to take the door off
Need more space to shift the so-and-so
Had bad twinges, take off all the hinges
And it has got us nowhere
And so we had a cuppa tea and
Right, said Fred, have to take the wall down
That there wall is gonna have to go
Took the wall down, even with it all down
We were getting nowhere
And so we had a cuppa tea and
Charlie had to think and he said
Look Fred, I've got that sort of feelin'
If we remove the ceilin'
With a rope or two we could drop the bloody flue
Oh, right, said Fred, climbing up the ladder
With his crowbar gave a mighty blow
Was he in trouble, off a ton of rubble
Landed on top of his dome
So Charlie and me had another cuppa tea
And then we went home
I said to Charlie
"I just have to leave them standing on the landing, that's all
You see, the trouble with Fred is he's too hasty
You never get nowhere if you're too hasty"
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