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Myra's Pita
Pretzel Sisters (Mamie and Trixie)
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Welcome to The Pretzel Sisters
(Mamie and Trixie)
Special presentation to Number 1 Important Backer Mr. J. Mark Carter (MBA)
This is Myraโs Pita and other monetizing opportunities
Today's agenda includes:
The Opportunity
The Value Proposition
Case Study: Myraโs Pita
Q&A
And Next Steps
THE OPPORTUNITY
Pretzel Sisters (Mamie and Trixie) have invented a new media delivery platform that challenges viewers to investigate multiple levels of meaning
This platform involves the use of baseline contextual data which is transformed by the โpretzelizationโ process to create lasting associative connections between objects/ideas
Examples of associative cognitive connections can include:
Music โ The Monkees, The Mosquitos, Marshall Tucker Band, Mark Carter, The Tim Tew Four, and various artists named Lou
Travel โ Iceland, Golden Mexico
Consumer Good and Products โ Pickles, Dairy Products, Lyndestruments
The Pretzel Sisters (Mamie and Trixie) model can easily be extended to any goods and/or services
THE VALUE PROPOSITION
Sales of product placement within Pretzel Sisters (Mamie and Trixie) productions
Guaranteed audience for Scandinavian markets
Finland
Sweden
Denmark
Latvia
Natural commercial markets to target initially include:
Whale fishing
Blond wigs for kids
Snowshoes
Instant cocoa
Crab snappers
Phallic things
CASE STUDY: MYRA'S PITA
A sample video was created based on initial Kickstarter crowdfunding, with the top three donators getting time allotted to the music video
Donators are โprezentedโ in a round-robin format to give each equal consumer exposure and ensure they are imprinted on the viewing audienceโs minds
The three Kickstarter sponsors in the video are:
Myraโs Pita Chips (they exist, who knew?)
Hotasianasses.com (the premiere Internet destination for lovers of hot Asian asses)
Only two donations were made to the fund, so the third position in the video will be dedicated to stock footage in order to perceive the โpretzel effectโ
The original Myraโs Pita tune was edited to make it more interesting and provide entertainment value
(Music Video)
Q&A
Questions???
NEXT STEPS
To fully capitolize on the white hot popularity of The Pretzel Sisters (Mamie and Trixie) and attract other investors, funds are needed
Capitol improvements to the operation include:
State-of-the-art production facilities and equipment
Titanium pinky rings (one left for Trixie, one right for Mamie) to show their musical and commercial bonds
Extended recording sessions/research in Helsinki and Reykjavik
Your investment of $500,000 USD (no checks please) guarantees you:
50% of Net Profits* in all Pretzel Sisters (Mamie and Trixie) music video for hire
Executive parking and washroom privileges at Pretzel Studios (to be constructed with the investment money)
The respect and admiration with sexual undertones from chicks who think itโs groovy
Two bags of Rold Goldยฎ pretzels and one bag of Myraโs Pitaยฎ Chips
A souvenir refrigerator magnet from Helsinki and Reykjavik
Join The Pretzel Sisters (Mamie and Trixie) money train
Your partner in capitolization!
Thank you for your time
Remember, no checks please!
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