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That one Bloody Fireball
The Merry Tavern
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The party was trapped in a passageway tight
With shadows and spiders to left and right
The fighter cried "Hold!" and the rogue tried to hide
But the wizard stepped forward with reckless pride
No tactics, no scouting, no traps gang scanned
Just sparks on his fingers and fate out of hand
"I'll save you all, lads, just stand where you are"
Fireball!
And BOOM goes the magic, holy shit, what a blast
Turns the whole party to charcoal real fast
The wizard's first spell is always his last
Your gold, your glory, your asses all ash in a flash
From a wooden cabin to a tiny stone hall
The answer is always the same
Fireball!
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They were pinned in a crypt where the dead wouldn't rest
The crew fought with steel, put their skills to the test
The cleric raised shields, prayed for holy light
Wizard just laughed, "Step back, I'll end this tonight!"
I don't need a plan, I don't need retreat
I'll cook them all up just to turn up the heat
He flung it with glee, he doomed them all
Fireball!
And BOOM goes the magic, holy shit, what a blast
Turns the whole party to charcoal real fast
The wizard's first spell is always his last
Your gold, your glory, your asses all ash in a flash
From a wooden cabin to a tiny stone hall
The answer is always the same
Fireball!
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The party was laughing and drinking their brew
When the door swung wide for a rough-looking crew
The wizard sat still, didn't stand from his chair
He just flicked his wrist with a maniac stare
No parlay, no warnings, no "Watch out, you all!"
One spark in his eye and he yelled
Fireball!
He never learns, that smug pointy-hatted twat
Thinks every problem deserves a fireball splat
Every corridor, every crypt, every cursed hall
Every single time, there's only one call
Fireball!
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And BOOM, bloody hell, lads, the biggest one yet
A smoking black crater is all that you get
The party is toast and the building is dust
That idiot's charred and a blackened old crust
So if you see a wizard with a hat big and fat
Run for your life from the bloody twat
And BOOM
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