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Kiss Me, I'm Sh*tfaced
Dropkick Murphys
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I play in a band, we're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round
I can bench-press a car, I'm an ex-football star
With degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambรฉ
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round
I'm a man of the night, a real ladies' delight
See my figure was chiseled from stone
One more for the gal, then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I've a house on the hill with a red water bed
That puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round
Ahh, fuck it
Who am I shitting?
I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone
But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man, no more one-night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers (It was tiny!)
And I only bought her one round
One road!
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round