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Pretty Pink Tractor
Tim Hawkins
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Well my ol' John Deere finally broke down,
Used it ev'ry day, drove it into the ground
So I went to get a new one, way up town
But I was outta luck, 'cause they were all out
So I found a used tractor on Craigslist
There was no picture but I couldn't resist
It seemed like a good deal
But now I regret it
If you wanna know why
Go take a look at it
I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor
Go take a peek
It's out in the pasture
People make fun
But it don't matter
Drives real loud so you can't hear the laughter
Plays a sweet song
Turnin' a corner
Flow'ry canopy when it gets warmer
When I think about it
I just get madder
I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor
Just when I thought it couldn't get no worse
My daddy came by Sunday after church
'Said son don't you listen to them big-mouthed jerks
'n if people make fun
hit 'em with your purse and
Take 'em for a ride on your pretty pink tractor
Gonna take a picture
Wanna show my pastor
Sure all the family will wanna take a gander
Son go show 'em your pretty pink tractor
A teletubby cover on the seat
It's like a redneck Sesame Street
Gotta watch out when you buy online
Don't turn out good all the time
Why y'all gotta make fun that way?
It ploughs it up
It bales the hay
Gimme a minute while i put this dip in
Hit with a purse Dad, you'd be trippin'
Snapshot, cheapshot, take a look
Ev'rybody hatin' on my new rig
Cows and chickens
Dog and pig
Jump on my tractor let it flow
Got ya trippin' on a double-rainbow
Fire it up yo
Hear y'all laughin'
Makin' it rain
I'm a redneck rappin'
Pepto bismol, flashy pink
I know y'all really wanna be me!
Plays a sweet song
Turnin' a corner
Barbie would drive it
If she was a farmer
When i think about it
I just get madder
I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor
Whoa-Yeah
I need to go to town
trade it in for a green or brown
Who wants my pretty pink tractor?