Cheese
Ricky Smiley
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Good morning, I'm delighted to call, can I help you?
Okay, sugar, y'all got some cheese?
I'm sorry? (Cheese)
Cheese? (Yeah)
One second, please
Oh, Lord, oh, my mu-
Westside Baptist Church, Lord, yeah
Hello? Why they leave me on hold like this?
I just don't understand why
Why, bitch, why? Oh, Lord, hello?
Tear the store up! Tear the store up! Tear the store up!
Good morning, dairy department, may I help you?
Yes, I'm just having problems trying to get the right kind of cheese
Now, the church having mission day
And they want me to make some macaroni and cheese (uh-huh?)
And Sister Cora, her bowels had locked up and she passed away
And then we don't wanna do that blues no more our church members
So we need a cheese that's not gonna constipate the church members, baby
Have you ever been constipated?
Um, yes, ma'am, but I-
What, what, was it, was it the cheese?
I don't know if it was the cheese, ma'am, I-
Well, what then?
Excuse me, I can't, I can't eat cheese products because I can't digest it
I can't, I don't eat a lot of cheese products
That, that what killed Cora (yeah)
That's what killed Cora, right there (yeah)
Well, if, if, if take a piece of Ex-Lax and put it in the cheese
And nothing to mix it up, you think that'll run smooth for everybody?
Uh, I wouldn't do that
Or everybody would be in church high as sh-