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GREEN EGGS AND HAM!

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So, Mr. Sam, it says I just have one really quick question I'm a big fan Do you like Green Eggs and Ham? Like, you say? (Laughs) Do I like Green Eggs and Ham? (Yuh) Well I feel like, (Sam-I-Am, Sam-I-Am!) That's a pretty fucking easy answer (I am Sam!) (Bitch) SAM I FUCKING AM That Sam-I-Am That Sam-I-Am I do not like that Sam-I-Am (Now, would you like Green Eggs and Ham?) I do not like them, Sam-I-Am I would not like them here or there I would not like them anywhere I do not like Green Eggs and Ham I do not like them, Sam-I-Am (Would you like them in a house?) (Would you like them with a mouse?) (I told you) I do not like them in a house I do not like them with a mouse (huh) I do not like them here or there I do not like them anywhere (Would you eat them in a box?) (Would you eat them with a fox?) (Yuh) Not in a box, not with a fox Not in a house, not with a mouse I would not eat them here or there I would not eat them anywhere (Would you, could you, in a car?) (Eat them, eat them, here they are) I would not, could not, in a car Yeah, I would not, could not, in a car (You may like them, you will see) You may like- Sam-I-Am you better shut your fat ass up Before I dropkick your ass to Indonesia and back You greasy ass bitch I am not trying them sour moldy crusty dusty Green Eggs and fucking Ham (Yeah, bitch) I would not, could not in the rain Not in the dark, not on a train Not in a car, not in a tree I do not like them, Sam, you see You do not like them, so you say Try them, try them and you may So, Sam If I try these Green Eggs and Ham Will you leave me the fuck alone (Clears throat) y-yes (Ingests Green Eggs and Ham) Damn DAMN What the fuck is this shit (Stuttering) W-well What the fuck did you feed me