Santa aint got no Draws on

Skidmark Joe

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Santa aint got no draws on [Verse 1] Woke up Christmas Eve, snow was fallin’, Grabbed my robe and slippers, didn’t make a sound, Heard a clatter in the kitchen, much to my surprise, Santa Claus standing there with no draws on and a twinkle in his eyes. [Chorus] Santa, oh Santa, where’d you leave your pants? Jinglin’ them balls in a jiggle and prance, Christmas spirit aint what it suppose to be, I caught you with no drawers on, as bold as can be. I caught you with no drawers on, as how can this be. [Verse 2] Stockings by the fireplace, all hung in a row, Cookies half-eaten, milk all gone, Beer and Liquor bottles all over the floor I hear Rudolph on the rooftop, with sleigh in tow, Santa’s bare ass, givin' quite the show. [Chorus] Santa, oh Santa, where’d you leave your pants? Jinglin’ them balls in a jiggle and prance, Christmas spirit aint what it suppose to be, I caught you with no drawers on, as bold as can be. I caught you with no drawers on, as how can this be. [Verse 3] He laughed, “Ho Ho Ho!” said, “I got off track, Wind blew hard, left me losin' my sack,” Pulled out a toy, and some wriinked balls, said, “Now don’t you frown, I might stay awhile if this thing don’t go down [Bridge] Grandma snorin' deep, Grandpa’s gone to bed, Little brother dreamin' with visions in his head, Didn’t wanna wake ‘em, figured let ‘em rest, While Santa Claus stood there, half-undressed. [Verse 4] Gave him back his pants, with a naughty grin, Watched him shimmy, gettin' ready to begin, With a wink he whispered, “See you next December, But this Christmas, “I’ll beyou’ll remember.” So next year sing here comes Santa and his jinglin thing [Chorus] Santa, oh Santa, where’d you leave your pants? Jinglin’ them balls in a jiggle and prance, Christmas spirit aint what it suppose to be, I caught you with no drawers on, as bold as can be. I caught you with no drawers on, as how can this be. (Spoken} So next year I guess Ill sing Here comes Santa Claus, Her comes Santa Claus Why he aint got no draws on? Here comes Santa Claus, Her comes Santa Claus Why he aint got no draws on?