Christmas Spirit
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In the air, Can't you hear it?
Everywhere, that Christmas Spirit
Everybody run around, all over town
Find out if ya shop around
Keep yourself in line
Buy a big ball a twine
Or anything you get yur hands on
Don't care what ya give,
Just gotta get a gift
Don't know what yur givin' it for
The only thing that counts is the brand and amount
And that it comes from an expensive store
In the air, Can't you hear it?
Everywhere, That Christmas Spirit
Get home with a tree, half withered half green
And strangle it to death with tinsel
Pay a dollar 98 for a ten cent wreath
Hang it on your door and make it look useful
Maws in the kitchen makin' apple pie
To feed to the relatives with all their lies and they're welcome
In the air, Can't you hear it?
Everywhere, That Christmas Spirit
Got a ticket for a time ta see the fat clown
And tend ta see what he ain't
He's a dime store commercialized manufactured product
Directly decended from a saint
You can set him on his knee and teach him to bleed
He'll haul your last kids
It's that time of year, so fill it with cheer
And satisfy all them cravins
In the air, Can't you hear it?
Everywhere, That Christmas Spirit
When the big day arrives
In a mention it dies
in the mornin', havin' a fiasco
Only comes once a year
And its full of cheer
Hope some a that cheer comes in bottles
I've sat on a street
I ask the first man I meet
Whose birthday ya think it is, today?
He stopped dead, scratched his head, looked puzzled,
And then he saId
"I'm not sure ... but I think it's one of our Presidents
Ain't it?
In the air, Can't you hear it?
It's Everywhere, That Christmas Spirit
Christmas Spirit
It's in the air
I can smell it