I Touched a Penis Today
Trojan Man
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We sat on the bed, there was something between us
Today was the day I touched a penis
It was fleshy and weird there in my hand
Lo and behold it began to expand
I touched a penis in a sexual way
That's not what I thought i'd be doing today
I touched a penis what a fun body part
It's kind of amazing, but not all that smart
It can have an erection whenever you call
But sometimes it happens for no reason at all
I touched a penis, it was pretty okay
And, no i'm not ashamed
I touched a penis today (today)