I Love Lasagna
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Lyrics
When the universe kicks you in the balls
You don't need to reach for alcohol
For there's a certain recipe
That cures whatever's ailing me
Hit it!
Oh I love lasagna
It's my favorite dish
Sent down from the Heavens
Filling my every wish
Nothing gives me more joy
Than Italian cuisine
Pasta, meat, cheese and
Pure dopamine!
Oh I love lasagna
Eat it all through the night
Give it all to me
I'll savor every bite
I would be content
To eat it every day
And whenever I finish,
Make another tray!
Ooh ooh
I love lasagna, meow meow meow!
Odee, what is so important that- Oh my god, is he smoking crack? Fuck, he was six months clean!
Uh, there's nothing to look at over there folks! Let's bring the focus back to me!
I've got another verse for you! Ready?
Oh I love lasagna
It's much better than crack
And for all you out there
Addicted to smack
Garfeld's got a substitute
To help you all quit
It's not a 12 step program
It's lasagna, bitch!
If you are an addict
Barely clinging to life
That is the hotline
For substance abuse
Because addiction is no joke
And God loves you!
Ooh ooh
I love lasagna meow meow meow!
What do you want?
Oh god, oh fuck.
Would you go do something about that please?
Hey, get back here you stupid mutt! Those are mine! I'll kill you!
Ohhhhhh shit!
Oh I love lasagna
Love it deeply within
Please just eat lasagna
And don't do heroin
Lasagna isn't outlawed
And it won't cause you pain
It didn't kill Jim Morrison
Or Kurt Cobain
Oh I love lasagna
That's the point of this song
I'm sure you get the idea
And you've been catching on
Basically just know
That lasagna's legit
And that alcohol and drug abuse
Is fucked up shit
Ooh ooh
A-ha! Now I've got you, you little shit!
Jesus Christ!
I love lasagna, meow meow meow.
Jesus!