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Toothbrush Parody

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Don't matter what you had for lunch You can't use my toothbrush It's not okay, not okay You're going out with your crush Touch my Crestยฎ and I will punch you In the face Seriously I'll punch you in the face He'll be here in ten though I ate garlic fries I even let you take a bite, take a bite Didn't brush this morning I ate lots of sweets I don't want to get cavities, cavities, cavities I don't think he'll care If it's very clear All the food you ate the night before You have some time to spare If you get of here You can make it to the grocery store Don't matter what you had for lunch You can't use my toothbrush It's not okay, not okay You're going out with your crush Touch my Crestยฎ and I will punch you In the face, in the face I just, I just can't let you, no I am, I am a germaphobe Don't matter what you had for lunch You can't use my toothbrush It's not okay, not okay I just have one question Is that Crestยฎ complete? That one's the best Yeah I agree, I agree I just need to freshen Well here's some old spice No, I'm talkin' 'bout my pearly whites, pearly whites I don't think he'll care If it's very clear All the food you ate the night before Just go fix your hair OMG I swear You're just asking for a full on war Hey! Don't matter what you had for lunch You can't use my toothbrush It's not okay, not okay You're going out with your crush Touch my Crestยฎ and I will punch you In the face, in the face I just, I just can't let you, no I am, I am a germaphobe Don't matter what you had for lunch You can't use my toothbrush It's not okay, not okay Why's it so hard to comprehend? Please don't ask me to use it again If you still want to be my friend Now I'm gonna close the bathroom door Don't matter what you had for lunch You can't use my toothbrush It's not okay, not okay You're going out with your crush Touch my Crestยฎ and I will punch you In the face, in the face I just, I just can't let you, no I am, I am a germaphobe Don't matter what you had for lunch You can't use my toothbrush It's not okay, not okay