Tom Waits
Eyeball Kid
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Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Mrs. Norbury, yeah, and Carter and the powder had
Sixteen children in the usual style
They had a curio museum and they had no gal
All they ever wanted was a showbiz child
The seventh of December in 1949
They thought we'd give him wishing for all of the time
Grew up in a trailer, by the time he was nine
Rolled off to join the circus telling fortunes on the side
Hail, hail, the Eyeball Kid, woo
Well, the first time I saw him was the Saigon jail
Cost me twenty-seven dollars just to go his bail
I said, "Your name'll be in lights, and that's no doubt
But you got to have a manager is what it's all about"
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Well, people would point, people would stare
I always be here to protect you and to cut down on the glare
I know you can't speak, I know you can't sign
So cry right here on the dotted line
Hail, hail, the Eyeball Kid
Well, he was born without a body, not even a brow
I made the kid a promise, I made the kid a vow
He's not conventionally handsome, he'll never be tall
He said, "All I got to do is look, man, to cause a get-all"
Woo, he's just a little bitty thing, he's just a little guy
But women go crazy for the big blue eye
How does he dream? How does he think?
When he can't even speak and he can't even blink?
I said, "Hail, hail, the Eyeball Kid"
Hail, hail, the Eyeball Kid
Hail, hail, Eyeball
Give it up and throw me down a couple of quid
Everybody wants to see the Eyeball Kid
Woo
Come on and get back
They say, "How does he dream? How does he think?
When he can't even speak and he can't even blink?"
We're all lost in the wilderness, we're blind as can be
He come down to teach us how to really see
Hoo (Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah)
So give it up and throw me down a couple of quid
Everybody wants to see the Eyeball Kid
Give it up and throw me down a couple of quid
Everybody wants to see the Eyeball Kid
Give it up, give it up
Give it up and throw me down a couple of quid
Everybody wants to see the Eyeball Kid
Eyeball Kid, Eyeball Kid
Ooh, the Eyeball Kid
Eyeball Kid
Eyeball Kid
Eyeball Kid
Eyeball Kid