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Sweet Cold Colation
Miss Sadie Bell
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Professor Elemental
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Darling! Sweetheart, I'm home!
The voyage was a success!
Nine years later, here I am
Mmm
Do you like my dress of cakes?
Oh, I'm ever so peckish
You like it? You like it a lot?
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I don't suppose I could just try?
No, quite frankly, no, you're never touching me again!
Before I take elevenses
Professor stays to play the wrists
A cakey dress, a sexy miss
I'd best not make a mess of this
If you cover my love with your truffles and dumplings
I'll cover you up with my custard and something
I'll spank you on the Battenberg (Ooh)
Try your icing, quite superb
So let's fly my pretty songbird
Because I can't wait a moment longer
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Since you've been away, dear
I've been so lonely
All I have is baking
I'm going simple slowly
I've whipped my eggs till custard
Smeared it over my gentle frame
Floured, pale and lusty
Baked myself a cake of very dainty pastries
Because you left me waiting
All you'll have are savouries
I'll give it away to ladies who lunch
And Lady Blampheum can have me for brunch
Even servants can take the time
I'll leave a trail of Chantilly cream behind
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I've been so lonely
All I have is baking
I'm going simple slowly
But look, my dear, you seem in pain
Perhaps my tools can ease the strain (A gentle scream away)
I'll use my drill, your face I'll reach
Eat your cake and take your teeth (My heart goes out to you)
Ahahaha (Oh no)
This won't hurt a bit
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