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Ballad of Lord Tourettes
Nick Keller
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Listen Close for this tale is true
So I shall sing a FUCK for you
Long time ago far away
The SHITTY sun rose quite so gay
That is me Lord Tourettes i am
Who feasted on innards like jam
From the distance i saw her TITS
Not to mention her NAUGHTY bits
I grabbed a new hat from the wall
Hoping soon she'd be on my BALLS
But don't say that to a lady
It's so crass and FUCKING SHADY
She swung those TITS
And walked away
But i pulled my guitar to play
I should've known it was music
That would get her all up on my DICK
The next FUCKING spring we were wed
At long last she was in my bed
I buttered her up with a song
As she stripped out of her THONG
"I love you" i sang with good pitch
Now it's my turn to make you my
BITCH COUSE IM'A PULL YOUR FUCKING PUSSY TILL EXPLODES WITH FUCKING MILLION BABIES YOU CAN'T WALK AWAY YOU'RE IN MY SEX DUNGEON NOW MOTHER FUCKER
HAHHAHHAHHAHHAH
And that's the story of the first time i had sex, did you like it?
We weren't even talking about that
Wait go back to the part with the boobs.
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