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Wish I Was In El Salvador
Jello Biafra & DOA
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I used to be in a gang 'til I beat a kid
Half dead in a video arcade
Judge gave me a choice, jail or the marines
Best time I ever had was being an MP, oh yeah
I wish I was down in El Salvador
Where I could jerk off with my gun and kill the poor
More gang busts after I'm discharged
Got an offer from police
"Surprise, we'll wipe your record clean
If you'll become one of us"
You've got just the skills we need
For the government's official gang
Robothug Riot Squad
I want more, oh yeah
I wish I was down in El Salvador
Where I could jerk off with my gun and kill the poor
We're just countin' days 'til we do it up here
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Well, Officer Friendly
What does Elmer the Safety Elephant have to say about this?
Well, good buddy
He says you can't do this (oh)
Or this (oh)
Or this (oh)
Or even this (ohh)
What about little headed uniformed friends
Should I handcuff a 12-year-old in the back of their patrol car?
His toy gun looked real, I had to defend myself
I'm always lookin' for excuses to defend myself
People are storming out into the streets
People are pouring out into the streets
They hate me, they hate me
It looks like I'm gonna have to defend myself
Now
It's party time
I look at you and smolder with my nightstick and my shield
Little kids throw rocks at me, their moms call me a pig
Commander says I gotta hold the line 'til the TV cameras leave
Then we'll fire away, make my day
Just like good ol' Kent State
Why wait?
It'll be like I was down in El Salvador
Gonna jerk off with my gun and kill the poor
Be a big man with my gun and kill the poor
Jerk off with my gun
I think I'm gonna cum
Then I'll kiss my gun good night
Put her under my pillow
Aw!
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