Personality Goes a Long Way (Dialogue)
J.Travolta & S.Jackson
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Want some bacon?
No man, I don't eat pork
Are you Jewish?
No, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all
Why not?
Pigs are filthy animals, I don't eat filthy animals
Yeah, but bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I'd never
Know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers
Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal
I ain't eat nothing ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces
How 'bout a dog? A dog eats his own feces
I don't eat dog either
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog
Filthy but they're definitely dirty
But dogs got personality, personality goes a long way
Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality
He would cease to be a filthy animal, is that true?
Well we have to be talking about one charming motherfucking pig
I mean he'd have to be ten times more charming than
That Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm saying?