The News (May 30, 2024)
Jesse Welles & Welles World
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Turn on the news
The dinosaurs are on
There's a T-Rex, Hannity, and a Megalodon
Well it's my money and I need it now
They're eating the young, it's a real chow down
ABC, CNN, CBS, FOX
I don't care, you know it all sucks
Turn on the news
I wanna hear the heads talk
You're in a no-spin zone
So if you plan on spinning
Boy, you best go home
We're keeping you informed
Here's a breakdown of the facts
We got new developments
And we'll be right back
Ancient lizard babes
With a bug in their ear
Just a-feeding you lies
And a spoon in your beer
Familiar folks
All coming to you live
It's the same old face
With a brand new lie
Turn on the news
The dinosaurs are on
There's a Bret Baier, Ann Coulter, and a Pteranodon
Well it's my money and I need it now
They're eating the young, it's a real chow down
ABC, CNN, CBS, FOX
I don't care, you know it all sucks
Turn on the news
I wanna hear the heads talk