Dildo Machine
ShyBoy
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Greetings, Thunderfuckers
This is your goddess Alaska speaking
Welcome aboard the ShyBot9000
Please strap in and strap on
Youโre in for a bumpy ride...
If youโre lucky
You look like you need it long and slow
Release the tension inside
You just need to let those feelings go
And take a real good ride
Never mind what your mind might say
Your headโs between your thighs
You might need to let your feelings play
Let the solution inside
Iโve got something to show you show you
Iโve got something that you need to see
I donโt really to know you know you
Just go and take a ride
And you can meet my dildo machine
You can come inside
No, I donโt mind
You can do as you please
Please take your time
With my dildo machine
Come and ride my ooh, ooh
Come and ride my dildo machine
Please observe and respect all posted signs of consent
Keeping hands and legs inside the vehicle at all times
Once we reach cruising altitude, you may move about more freely
The captain requests that you relax and never fight the funk
Taxi!
You may now begin the countdown
As we begin to get in and in and in and in
Within the space between your thighs
And ears and eyes and who knows why I
I just wanted you to know how it feels
How it feels to get to the root of the problem
To take a trip inside of all our diTerent ideals
Even if we never get solve them
You can come inside
No, I donโt mind
You can do as you please
Please take your time
With my dildo machine
Iโve got something to show you show you
Iโve got something that you need to see
I donโt really to know you know you
Just go and take a ride
And you can meet my dildo machine
Come and ride my ooh, ooh
Come and ride my dildo machine
Come and ride my ooh, ooh
Come and ride my dildo machine
Oh shit, I think I broke it
(No, you just need a jump start)