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Indiana Jones vs Lara Croft
Epic Rap Battles of History
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
LARA CROFT!
VERSUS!
INDIANA JONES!
Let's get this battle crackin'
I'll leave you like your reboot, flattened
You used to be the queen of booby trappin', what happened?
You got too woke to be fun
Now my Indianaconda don't want none!
There's too many voices inside you
You burn through women quicker than I do!
I think you shoulda dropped Hollywood as an option
When even Angelina gave you up for adoption!
Let's cut to the Chase; oh wait, he died!
I guess you couldn't tap that X in time
From the Bandicoot to your family's plane in ashes
Kid, you've got a tragic history with crashes!
The puzzlะต I'm trying to beat
Is figuring out why you're dressะตd for the beach!
I've seen more class from the kids I teach
You can rise all you want, I'm still out of reach!
So go grab your relics and run!
You verse me is sword verse gun!
Honey, just the first four notes of my theme exceed everything you've done!
Dr. Jones, you're no rival
You've been getting owned since give me the whip throw me the idol!
Indianaconda? For heaven's sake!
You'd shit those Dickies at a garter snake!
You stole your famous leather-daddy jacket and Stetson
From the cold dead hands of Charlton Heston!
Some ladies mistake you for brave and hunky
But you're such a toxic date, you could kill a little monkey!
Marion was fifteen when you raided her bones
That's no time for love, Dr. Jones!
This is one temple that you'll never be exploring!
You're not John Williams, so you ain't scoring!
Three decades in the game, and my fans still adore me!
You tried alien skulls and chose poorly!
You whole story got blown up on a sitcom
There's a Big Bang you can't hide in a fridge from!
Hang up the whip before you crack a hip
I think even Mutt wants you to quit! (Just do it!)
I kill dinosaurs for fun, what's another old geezer?
I'll lock this battle up like Winston in the freezer!
Dinosaurs belong in a museum!
I've been served a full-course meal of chilled Indian voodoo
And they don't even kill as many animals as you do!
You're corrupting the youth, they should be outside
Not trying to unload the barrels on your thighs!
You might have ditched those pistols, akimbo
But you're still the same rich back-flipping bimbo!
A brat with a treasure map to catastrophe
Stuffing your knapsack with innocent casualties!
Square Enix didn't want you anymore!
That's why they dropped you like a J in the floor!
When they designed your core, they ripped my style
And jiggled in a bit of Girls Polygone Wild!
You took 3D to uncharted territory!
Now, you're just in Uncharted's territory!
Overshadowed by Drake, like Lil Wayne
Somebody needs to make a tomb for your whole game!
If you wanna talk games, stick to Sorry!
That verse was worse than your crap on Atari!
Awww, Fedora the Explorer thinks he's tough
You must've gotten dragged behind too many trucks!
So strap some blocks on Short Round and pump the brakes!
The only overshadowed thing is that face!
I'm whooping you so bad, I should get flagged for cheating
Like Mola Ram with a heart, Indy's taking a beating!
I'm the first wet dream gamers ever had
You're a Halloween costume for out of shape dads
Oop, my bad! Your dad was never present
At best the affection you got was sloppy seconds! (Ew)
You ditched your sidekick, never met your own kid
Cause his mum cut you off like a rope bridge!
You're a dog Indiana, that's facts!
The only thing you're loyal to's a hat, no cap! (Woof!)
Your face straight melted and you lost that smolder!
So make like a boulder, and roll your arse over!
Cause Junior, the baby boomer beating me at rapping?
That's like my nude codes, never gonna happen!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
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