Split Personality(The Remix)
U.T.F.O
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You know I got five people inside of me
Trying to control my body
I know they're there without a doubt
'Cause every once in a while they'll all speak out
Like, "What is it? What can it be?
Get with it, get busy"
Don't laugh, 'cause I can't control it
I try my best to hold it and hold it
But you see, they got the best of me
"Hon hon, poo-poo, merci, oui-oui"
I wish they'd leave me alone and then I'll be free
Oh, Dr. Ice, so sorry
Ne ho lee yung goy ho fee yung
Loy hoy ook ney moh hee yung
You I chung, ney moh gung
Lee yung ga foon ho ho sung
I be fightin' it, my boy, you can't control me
'Cause I chew you out, man, that's what my father told me
You can't, what me say make nee yung gad ba
So spar with me, I don't spar at all
Yo, it's gettin' crazy, it's gettin' out of hand
Five personalities is more than I can stand
But, uh, bear with me until it's gone
Uh oh, I feel another one comin' on
What's up, party people in the place to be?
My name is Miguel, chief rocker MC
I'm chillin' in the place to be, you know
And to the sweet young ladies, dame un beso
Tu eres linda y quiero saber tu nombre
Para llevarte conmigo para mi paraรญso
Uh, check it out, you know
See, I could be a married man with a beautiful wife
But then again, I ain't leaving her
But it's just so ridiculous, life
Split personality (Split personality)
I can't control my split personality (Split personality)
Well, I'm a singer, a dancer, a rapper too
I can do anything that anybody could do
I can act like a crook and steal a book off a shelf
Or I can act like a cop and arrest myself
To do this, you must have a strong mentality
In other words, gotta have a split personality
A matter of fact, to be exact
Come to think about it, I'm somewhat like that
'Cause my split personality goes and comes
Like two people trapped inside of one
One's a nice person, the other is not
One drinks cold water and the other drinks hot
One minute you're in my arm and I'm feelin' you around
And before you know it, baby, I'm beatin' you down
Then I'd say sorry and together we'd cry
Then I'd look you in your face and spit in your eye
Then I'd snatch a baby's lollipop and then give it back
Smile at his mother before I get slapped
Help an old lady across the street
Then I'd trip the crab by stickin' out my feet
But then I'd pick her up before she dirties her dress
And charge her five dollars for all that mess
First a softy, a bully, then hard again
So baby, please tell me, when will this end?
I used to get high, but now my system is dry
I used to tell the truth, but now I lie
As the girls go by, I used to say hi
But now I diss 'em with no reply
I know I ain't right, but that's the way that I am
Excuse me if you might, but I don't give a damn
'Cause I try to be polite, but sometimes I miss
And get rude, and say things like this
(Hey you) yo, I'm talkin' to you, black
(Are you stupid?) or were you born like that?
Come on, give me an answer, not three million
In fact, shut up, how dare you voice your opinion?
You skeezer snatcher, big disease catcher
Doin' it, gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, got ya
Don't blame it on your father, you told me that you love him
Blame it on your mothers, all five of them
From what I see, you got a problem, man
Comprende, capisce, caput, understand?
If you were smart, you'd probably do this instead
Take your brain out your pants and put it back in your head
Then I'd apologize with a sweet apology
It's not my fault, it's the person inside of me
Split personality (Split personality)
I can't control my split personality (Split personality)