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Eat It

Dr. Octagon
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We're recording up forward in the desert And you must forgive me if I'm shouting Because I'm shouting against the voices Of some of the very, very heavy guns And there's a terrific barrage going on I gotta tell you this crazy little story We were members of the 69th platoon In a strange desert like the ones you see on the news I got used to being one of the only chicks Nicknamed Sergeant Hot Lips Cause I could use my lizard ring to measure any soldier's cock width Which I didn't do cause I had a good reputation Defending our nation even though nobody knew why we were invading 105 Degrees, 105 push-ups, yes sir please Prayed for a breeze while you prayed for peace Prayed like priests sweat in the back of my knees The back of the barracks smelled like cheese Took off my fatigues so tired and fatigued Please looking for vigilantes in edgy army issue panties Canned spaghetti and meatballs in the canteens Moth balls in latrines general was mean lights out dreams I was on a date with this really hot dude The kind that you know would look really hot nude About to order food but the panic alarm blared So tough but scared wished I was there Instead of this anime two year old's hair it's not fair Ladies wanna go out and talk and eat Don't wanna get in between the sheets Ladies wanna go out and talk and eat Better get it together The battle the general said there was an attack on the capital They're fanatical but trackable flying shrapnel they need tactical Packed up all the bombs stay calm it's on Like Vietnam vs the pentagon Strapped on 50 pounds of machine guns Like a terminator with a tampon against the jihad Landmines and a corpse to the left and right of the course Looking through my binoculars like some insane tourist City took by force like wildfires in a forest Chaos like a Britney song without a chorus I look like Chuck Norris All of a sudden an enemy approached Drew my weapon but then he spoke Let's end this war you're hot yo I choked a bullet shot out but his heart it missed my heart was hit He was the man of my dreams the one I was about to kiss Ladies wanna go out and talk and eat Don't wanna get in between the sheets Ladies wanna go out and talk and eat Better get it together Ran into the crossfire dragged into the tank I caught an enemy shouted to my rank Well done private thanks Tied a rag around his wound like straw Doctor said Doctor Octagon his Glock was long I touched myself where his cock belonged At dawn he awoke in an enemy camp hospital Like Mission Impossible And to top this shit all off I knew I was in love Question was should I serve my country or my cunt The woman below or the man above what This was the hardest decision I ever had to make Who knew I was gonna fall in love With a prisoner whose brain was a metal plate Great I wish we could go out man eat a nice meal He said bitch I'm in an army prison Hospital bed trying to heal for real I'm sorry I said I forgot We can't even go to the crappy cafeteria you're gonna get shot Stop crying he said one day this stupid war is gonna end I got a lot of oil but you know you and me could still be friends Ladies wanna go out and talk and eat Don't wanna get in between the sheets Ladies wanna go out and talk and eat Better get it together