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A Real Whodunnit
Central Park Cast
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Ladies and gentlemen, it's a mystery
And the question is, "Where is the beef?"
Everyone here is now a suspect
Anyone could be the thief
Paige had a motive to make up a scandal
That's how I know it's her
You cooked up a story to get all the glory
And win your Pulitzer
You know, I got a hunch that it is Kendra
Ambrose's flavor of the week
You knew that if he had a beef shake
Surely, his meat breath would reek
It's a real whodunit
A real whodunit
Yes, I know you done it
A real whodunit
Or could Chef be our prime suspect?
You couldn't see our fancy steak pureed
It's plain to see that it was Ambrose
You'd love to see your sister filleted
It's Bitty who botched it
'Cause the cookbook is all cut and dried
Or it's your butler who did it, personal assistant
Always skimming perks off the side
So many wild accusations
Everyone's steak knives are out
All this betrayal leaves a bad taste in our mouth
It's a real whodunit
A real whodunit
Leaves a knot in your stomach
A real whodunit
Yes, I know you done it
It's you whodunit
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