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Yo Wife Tina Is My Brother Tim
Nephew Tommy
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If you like the thing, you should have put a ring on it
If you-
Oh, Hercules, Hercules, Hercules
Let's keep it rolling, baby
This one right here is a home run, here
"Yo' Wife, Tina, haha-ha, is my Brother, Tim"
I ain't got to explain no mo', y'all already know 'bout this one
Keep your seatbelt on, don't be sippin' nothing while you listen to this one
You'll choke on yo'self, "Your Wife, Tina, hm, is my Brother, Tim"
Hello?
Hello, I'm tryna reach, uh, Marcus Finley? (Yeah, this's Marcus Finley, who's this?)
My name's Bryce, uh, Marcus, listen
I been tryin' to get you for a couple of weeks, man
I, I, I been searchin' high and low tryna get yo' phone number
I wanted to talk to you 'bout a couple of things if it was possible
Man, you married to, uh, Tina Finley, right? (Yeah, Tina, my wife)
Yeah, okay, see, I wanna talk to about, uh, about Tina
Man, man, man, look at this, don't be comin' here, be callin' me
Be talkin' to me 'bout no shit, you been fuckin' with my wife and shit
I mean, you know, I mean, I, you know, I ain't tryna, you know, all that kinda shit like that
I mean, what's, what's up? I mean, what you got, what's up with you and Tina?
No, I ain't, I ain't, I ain't had nothin' to do with yo' wife, you know (Oh, really?)
I was just 'bout to say, goddamn, I ain't tryin' to hear y'all little bullshit
Okay, no, it ain't nothing like that, but, see, I'm tryna really make a long story short, man
We have a family member in my family that's been missing for quite some time
You know, we done been on the internet and everything, tryna find this family member
And then, we've looked for years, man, and, let me ask you something
How long have you been married to Tina? (Me and Tina been married for five years)
Okay, you see, we, we, our family member actually has been, been missing for six years
And, um, we've done the research, we're almost like a 100% sure
Let me ask you one more thing, though
I'm just tryna, you know, line up all the dots up, man, if I could
Do, do, do, do, do, uh, does Tina have a scar above her left hip?
Yes, she got a scar above her left hip, so, so what's that got to do with the thing?
Okay, what's, my family member got a scar above they left hip too
Does Tina have a birthmark on her shoulder? (Yeah?)
So what you tryna say, my wife's a part of yo' family or something
Is that what you tryna say?
I don't know how to say this to you, but
I mean, I'm just askin' you what I just asked you, I mean
I'm a 100% sure now, I'm, I'm sorry to let you know
Yo', yo' wife, Tina, is my brother, Tim (what, what the fuck did you just say?)
Yo', yo' wife, Tina, is my brother, Tim (listen, man, hol', hol', hol' up, man)
First of all, how the fuck did you get my number, man? (My brother's been missing for six years)
You must be out yo' motherfuckin' mind (my brother)
How the fuck you gon' call here? And I don't even know how the fuck you got my number
How the fuck you gon' call here, you know, and tell me
That my motherfuckin' wife that I've been married to for five years is a goddamn man?
Sir, I and my whole family done the research on this, we've done the research on it
No, no, so you tryin' to say for the last five years, I been sleepin' with a motherfucking man?
That's what you tryin' to say (we've been looking for my brother for my brother for six years)
We've been looking for him and looking for him, you know
So you tryin' to say for the last five years, I've been sleepin' with a motherfuckin' man?
That what you tryin' to say
Can't believe a motherfucker gon' call here with some old bullshit like this
Gon' get my motherfuckin' number, how you get my goddamn number any goddamn way?
That's my brother, that's my brother we've been lookin' for
We've been looking for him for so long
And we've narrowed it down, we are a 100% sure that your wife, Tina, is my brother (no, no)
That's my brother, Tim (no, man, you better get-)
Motherfucker, you crazy, I mean, I don't know where the fuck you got my number from
But you know, Tina be here around goddamn 5 o'clock, you know
I'm gon' find out from that motherfucker, if it is, I'ma let you know right now
I'm gon' kill that motherfucker (wait a minute, wait a minute, I don't want to)
Okay, let me ask you this, do y'all have any kids?
No! She's, she says she can't have no kids (that's what I'm talkin' about)
Well, just because she can't have no kids don't mean she no goddamn man?
How you gon' play me like that? (Marcus, that's my brother)
Wait 'til Tina get home (that's my brother)
That ain't none of yo' goddamn brother
And I don't believe that shit until she tell me that shit
Ain't no way she, we've been together as long as we've been together
And you tryin' to tell me that I didn't know that, motherfucker, I
I tell you what? You know, you know (that's my brother)
It ain't gon' be long for that motherfucker to get home
She get around 5 o'clock, motherfucker
I'm gon' check that shit out, and if this shit is true
I'ma tell you, motherfucker, this gon' be
Soon, you gon' have a dead goddamn brother, that's what you gon' have
You not go do nothin' to my brother (yeah, I'm gon' do something to her)
Oh, goddamn, how the fuck you gon' be married to me- (you not go do nothin' to my brother)
And then you got the gut to tell me, she don't even tell me she a goddamn man?
Hell, she ain't, she got all the women parts?
You not, you not gon' do nothing to my brother
Goddamn, how can, how can I get caught?
This motherfucker and me, how can I get caught up in some bullshit like that?
I'm already a man, motherfucker (Can I, can I?)
Can I say one more thing to you? (What?)
This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show
You just got pranked by yo' wife, Tina (ooh)
You, s-. you, so-, you suck, motherfucker
Haha, motherfucker, I was about to kill that motherfucker up in here, y'all
We would have been callin' a goddamn march to her, folks
We were about to call in her, I'ma send her out the do' when she get here
'Cause, goddamn, I'm sure if she would have walked in through the door
I was gon' get her ass right there, fucker
Y'all motherfuckers, goddamn, y'all, y'all need to quit that bullshit there
Goddamn, that's shit ain't funny, goddamn
Goddamn, and tell that motherfucker, Steve Harvey, goddman
For this shit, yeah, tell that motherfucker, gimme some
Send me one of them goddamn suits to Birmingham Dine Here
That's gonna put also there, on the spotlight over there about my motherfuckin' wife
She fine, though (goddamn, you talkin' 'bout a goddamn man, dude?)
I was about to (oh, man)
Goddamn blood pressure, goddamn, I gotta go, goddamn take a pee
Tell you, say, she say, "Tell, tell this to my husband"
I say, and then, we fixed it up, I, I, I tweaked it a little bit
She say, "Oh, my God," she say, "He gon' lose his mind"
Yeah, I'm all good, I'll wait, she'll get her ass home
Goddamn, she, she might have to, goddamn, call the marcher on us anyway
Hey, man, let me ask you, "What is the baddest radio show in the land?"
Well, after that bullshit there? Steve Harvey Morning Show
I can't say nobody else
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