Anastasia
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Every guy could use a girl like Anastasia
You couldn't find a greater lady if I paid ya
Girl, you're the top of the line, I'll never need to upgrade ya
I was drowning and you threw me a life saver
Our first date was a bit of a disaster
I was convinced she thought that I was a dumb bastard
I said, "I'll show you the coolest places in NYC"
We walked around for hours aimlessly
Finally we decided to go eat Mexican
My stomach started acting up again
I had to go to the can so I said goodbye and ran
Anastasia, I'll do anything to please her
Anastasia, holy crap I'm jammin' with Weezer
Anastasia, she gives me lovin' in 3D
"Hey Mark, stop trying to sing like me"
I'm sorry!
I decided to propose to her on Christmas Eve
She told me in the morning that she would be home by three
So I wrapped myself up in a box as a present
The box was very hot and unpleasant
I looked at my watch and saw that it was 3:30
I'm getting sweaty, this is stupid, where the hell is she?
I was stuck in that box for over an hour
I looked like I had taken a shower
By the time she got home I was just a pathetic mess
Guess I put her love to the test
Even though I was sweaty and messy, she still said yes
She said yes!
Anastasia, she enjoys my stupidity
Anastasia, she gets migraines from the humidity
Anastasia, she'll love me when I'm bald and fat
And she's a wonderful mother to our retarded cats
Meow, meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow, meow
Anastasia