Be Deutsch
Böhmermann, Jan feat. Rundfunk-Tanzorchester Ehrenfeld
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Remember, remember
The 9th of November
Broken glass, fire and plot
I know of no reason
Why our very own treason
Should ever be forgot
Wake up, Deutschland, sleeping beauty
Can you hear your call of duty?
The world has gone completely nuts
That's why we're back to help, mein Schatz!
Achtung, Germans on the rise!
But this time we are fucking nice!
Authoritarian nationalist dorks
So tough with your torches and pitchforks
You are not the people, you are the past
True Germans come for you, better run fast!
Ten million bicycle helmets in sight
Jack Wolfskin jackets marching through the night
Birkenstocks stomp the ground
Munching Kebab and Müsli, earth-shattering sound!
Guten Tag, the true Germans are here!
We're Xenophobic's biggest fear!
You call for strong leaders, for fences and walls
But being like us takes bigger balls!
'Cause we are
DEUTSCH - nice
DEUTSCH - liberal
DEUTSCH - compassionate
DEUTSCH - considerate
DEUTSCH - reasonable
DEUTSCH - social
DEUTSCH - temperate
DEUTSCH - also, peaceful
Say it clear, say it loud
We are proud of not being proud!
We are here to remind you
That we have once been stupid, too!
Maniacs with wicked hair
Ja, ja, ja, we have already been there!
Trust our Teutonic expertise
We know where assholery leads!
You have an election to vote for the best
But we see it more like an IQ Test
We've learned our lesson, so take our advice
Hold together, try to be nice and
DEUTSCH - open
DEUTSCH - multi-cultural
DEUTSCH - modest
DEUTSCH - help the weak and poor
DEUTSCH - neighbors
DEUTSCH - tolerant
DEUTSCH - Grundgesetz
DEUTSCH - Dosenpfand
Say it clear, say it loud (Deutsch, Deutsch)
We are proud of not being proud! (Deutsch, Deutsch)
Human dignity is unimpeachable! (Deutsch, Deutsch)
You will learn, even we were teachable! (Deutsch, Deutsch)
We are no longer murderous vandals
And we'll come for you in socks and sandals!
Reserving your sun loungers with our towels
Vegan sausage in our bowels!
Hey, you dickheads
Take a good look at these legal citizens
Of the Bundesrepublik Deutschland
In the year 2016
It's perfectly legal for them
To do whatever the fuck they want to do
You stupid shit for brains!
And do you want to know why, fuckface?
Because they're fucking human beings
Like you and everyone else!
Have you heard of the categorical imperative, asshole?
Read Kant, cunt! (Oh, yeah)
He also was
DEUTSCH - enlightened
DEUTSCH - responsible
DEUTSCH - we cycle
DEUTSCH - and we recycle
DEUTSCH - Weltmeister
DEUTSCH - glühender Punkt
DEUTSCH - Weizenbier
DEUTSCH - Uli Hoeneß
DEUTSCH - Fahrvergnügen
DEUTSCH - freedom of speech
DEUTSCH - european
DEUTSCH - unity
DEUTSCH - Fanta Mango
DEUTSCH - diversity
DEUTSCH - selflessness
DEUTSCH - We are Germany!
Not you, we, ha-ha-ha-ha! (Deutsch, Deutsch)
Not you!
Not you!
Ha-ha-ha!