What Do You Want From Me?
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I tried to save on gas, I bought a hybrid
Figured that would do the trick, but it's cool 'cause I get better
Mileage and it's not cool 'cause people call me gay. And, I don't
Really understand that. "Oh, he drives a fuel efficient vehicle, he
Must fuck men." No, um. I'd have noticed in the dealership if that
Were going on all around me, stepping over two guys doing it on the
Way to the vehicle. That is not a diagram you flip past in the
Owner's manual very quickly. You notice that, you're like, "Insert
Tab A into slot B, sir, this looks different." Um, I don't ever
Recall Al Gore going, "Suck a dick for the environment!" I never saw
That, that would be an inconvenient truth, alright? Um. I like
Driving the hybrid, I love driving the hybrid, 'cause I love driving
It directly in front of a Hummer, that's like my favorite thing to
Do. Drive a hybrid right in front of a Hummer, every time I hit the
Brake I get better gas miles and it costs that asshole eight dollars
So it's a really good time. Mine got broken into, though. Mine got
Broken into, I- he took- it was- this guy was so dumb. All he took
Was eighty bucks worth of stuff, that was it. He took my, uh, my
Pool cue. It was worth eighty bucks. Also took my garage door opener
But that isn't worth shit when you don't live there, so. Just-
That's it, it was eighty bucks worth of stuff. He- he left a
Satellite radio on my dashboard, worth a hundred dollars. He left a
Five dollar bill in my cup holder, worth five dollars. He also left
A pair of Prada sunglasses sitting on my passenger seat, worth a
Hundred and eighty dollars. That's clearly the weirdest part of the
Story, because I have never owned those. He brought them, are you
With me? That's a difficult one to figure out, nearest I can tell
Santa burglar came by to leave me a little gift beneath my air
Freshener tree, pa-rum-pa-pum-pum. How fucking dumb do you need to be
To leave more shit than you steal? That is the first rule of stealing
, Don't leave more than you steal. That is the only rule of stealing
Just don't leave more than you steal. That is less rules than Fight
Club, how could you fuck that up? How am I gonna fill out that police
Report? "What's missing?" I don't know, an eighth grade education?
Like, how- how dumb could he possibly be? I'm glad he has my garage
Door opener, 'cause he's gonna come back and leave me
More shit, it'll be great. I put his glasses on eBay
That's enough to make ninety-two- I- ninety-two dollars
I made ninety-two dollars off of- that's enough to buy back
My pool cue and some pudding snacks, I'm in good shape