Sucker DJ (Original Rap)
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I was at a jam, the other night
I was feeling real good, so the feeling was right
I came to the party for a different kind of action
The next thing I know I was doing the Michael Jackson
I was thrown off beat and my feet got tired
Sucker DJs just ought to be fired
He was clipping and a-snipping, even tried back cueing
Sucker DJ didn't know what he was doing
Then I said to my girls, "This ain't the place to be"
Half the fellas only came 'cause the ladies were free
So we left the place before the next cut was played
My girls said to me, "I'm glad we never paid"
So I called Marley Marl on the very next day
Then we cut a rap about the sucker DJs
See, to be a DJ, you gotta do your best
Have your own kind of style, not like the rest
No jumping up and down, spinning with your feet
'Cause the music that you play has to be on beat
So Marley Marl went down to take a test
To see who could cut up music best
They were all lined up and ready to spin
You could see in their faces that they wanted to win
Yes, Marley took a test to become a DJ
He cut the music, went a-something this way
He cut the music with so much class
Them sucker DJs was a bust, don't they ask?
And when the time was up they just couldn't believe
What the man Marley Marl has just achieved
To get the people dancing on the wackest jam
'Cause Marley Marl is one hell of a man
So to those DJs that think you're the greatest
Just stop, look, and listen, 'cause you haven't heard the latest
So just listen, party people, while I got your attention
There's a few more things I'd like to mention
My name is Crystal, but they call me Dimples D
Ain't a female in the world can rap like me
I got big brown eyes, holes in my cheeks
Hypnotize and rap every time I speak
Yeah, I can make you fall in love if you give me a chance
I ain't talking 'bout sex or no kind of romance
It's my style, my charm, let me go on
It's how chilly I can be when it starts to get warm
Now I'm five-foot-five, staying alive
In this world, Dimples D will sure 'nough survive
With the robbers, the sellers, the cocaine dealers
The rapers, the stabbers, the pocketbook grabbers
The laughing, the crying, the living and the dying
You're hired and fired, we're all getting tired
Of working and schooling when the other man is ruling
The pushers, the users, the drug abusers
The killings, the thrillings, when taking penicillin
But I will survive, yeah, I will survive
Hey, I will survive 'cause I'm always chilling
And ready and willing to rock for y'all
Now this is just a little advice for you ladies in the house
I'ma tell you what the fellas are all about
They're like children playing when you are producing
They're out there loving other women
Oh, can you dig? Ain't that a blip?
And this is how they're gonna make their living
Men are known as multipliers
They're also known as the biggest liars
They'll scoop you up and say, "I'll be your man"
Until you end up in a hotel as a one-night stand
The feeling's good, you might say to yourself
You turn around, they're loving somebody else
Say, three months later, a belly shows
Then you try to figure out which way to go
"Well, if I have this baby, will he return?"
Let me tell you, baby doll, you've just been burned
You see, a daddy is a boy that brags about his kid
A father is a man who supports and gives
A kid, a home, but she shall live
But Dimples D ain't popping no bullshit
You see, they hit and run, and after they're done
Your best friend'll be their number one
So don't let 'em get slick, play no games
Just tell 'em your neck bone is not your name
Now this is Dimples D signing off, my friends
But you can best believe I'll be back again