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This Isn't a Car: A Batman Parody Song

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Oh, this isn't a car! Not a car! Not a car! Oh, this isn't a car! Not a car! It could be a motorcycle! Or maybe a unicycle! Possibly a paracycle, if those exist! An Oscar Meyer Wiener truck! A submarine or six-wheeled duck! A rollerskate or hockey puck- That'd be a cool ride! Oh, this isn't a car! Not a car! Not a car! Oh, this isn't a car! Not a car! (It's not a car, baby) Oh, this isn't a car! Not a car! Not a car! Oh, this isn't a car! Not a car! Maybe it's a motorboat, Thanksgiving day parading float, Or just a scruffy Billygoat, Or all the above! It's a Dr. Seuss machine, That's engine's powered up with steam And piloted by Charlie Sheen- He's got tiger blood! Oh, this isn't a car! Not a car! Not a car! Oh, this isn't a car! Not a car! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, this isn't a car! Not a car! Not a car! Oh, this isn't a car! Not a car! This ain't a car- Not sure what it is, though! All I know is what I ride's the shiz, yo! A jeep, a tank, a fish, a plank, A broom, a bomb, a llama! A bike, a ball, a toilet stall, I'm riding on yo mama! I'm on jet, now I'm riding on a bagpipe! I'm on a camel, upside down on a stalactite! A glider or tie fighter or a giant Mecha spider! I ride go carts, Humphrey Bogart, parts of large hadron colliders! I'm on Titanic! No I'm rolling on a boulder! I'm on a Zepplin! Now I'm riding Alfred's shoulders! I'm in a bus, inside a whale, hung from a spaceship! I'm on a pig inside a wheel- We're on a film strip! I'm on balloons hooked to a jet packed Parachuter- No I'm singing in the shower on YouTube on your computer! I'm hanging from a train โ€“ I'm on a plane I'm jousting bane! Lamborghinis more my thingy- Shut yo face, Michael Caine! It could be a UFO, A title wave of Cheerios, And auto bot for all we know they'd make a sweet team! A Boomarang, a giant bat, A pinky pie, a cowboy hat, A rainbow pop tart Nyan cat, Oh go, Batman, go! Oh, this isn't a car! Not a car! Not a car! Oh, this isn't a car! Not a car! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, this isn't a car! Not a car! Not a car! Oh, this isn't a car! Not a car! Oh, this isn't a car! Not a car! Not a car! Oh, this isn't a car! Not a car!