Happy Me
Fucking Band
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A one and a two and a
Big mac one o three
I've been such a good good boy
I made my mommy proud
But why does my happy meal have a toy
I wanted something that's loud
I got my price for cleaning my room
So I should get what I desire
And I got a nice hamburger to consume
But this plastic shit will burn in fire
Don't they know a man needs a little more
After he's done with his important chore
There's no way in seven hells this will do
So I got something I want to ask from you
Do you know how it feels?
I want heavy metal CDs
To be included in my happy meals
I want them all night long
Alright boys
Do you know how it feels?
I want heavy metal CDs
To be included in my happy meals
I want them all night long
Oooo-ooooh I feel like a million dollars
Oooo-ooooh life was gray but now I see the colors
Oooo-ooooh I got everything I need
Oooo-ooooh all these happy meals to eat
"Hey I'm sure you already know this
But no one really listens to CDs anymore
Almost everything can be streamed online
From Spotify or i Tunes or whatever"
"Yeah, but it doesn't rhyme
Do you know how it feels, I want heavy metal... Streamies???
And how would you include an online stream
Into an actual happy meal?"
"Well I guess you don't
So change the lyrics or something
Sing about something else?"
"Like what?"
"I don't know, man... Whatever you've been singing about lately
Actually don't, because all those songs suck"
"Well what am I supposed to do then?"
"I don't know... Stop making music or something..."
"Yea I guess so... Wait a minute...
There's still one more stream left
The best of them all!"
Do you know how I feel
When I inject heavy metal into my bloodstream
And I live out my biggest dream
I want it all night long
Do you know how I feel
(No, no, no you don't)
When I inject heavy metal into my bloodstream
(Cause I just made it up)
And I live out my biggest dream
(You have none cause you suck)
I want it all night long
(And so does your mom!)
Alright you fucking retards, let's go!