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It’s a Most Unusual Day (It’s a Most Unusual Play)
Allan Sherman
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It's a most unusual play
Feel like throwing my tickets away
'Cause the boy gets the boy and the girl gets the girl
And it's way too far off Broadway
It's a most unusual plot
Which I've either blocked out or forgot
I don't know what it means but they all wear blue jeans
And they scratch themselves quite a lot
There's no scenery, there's no lighting
There's no costumes, oh what art
If there only were no house lights
I would sneak up the aisle and depart
There's a most unusual scene
Where this man dates this Xerox machine
So his girlfriend gets mad and she murders the cat
To the tune of "Begin the Beguine"
In this most unusual, most unusual, most unusual play
Oh the language is a bit loose
It's decidedly not Mother Goose
Outside on the marquee this quotation you'll see
"I was shocked" and it's signed Lenny Bruce
It's a play where something went wrong
'Cause it's five hours twelve minutes long
If you sit there my friend from beginning to end
Then your bladder better be strong
There are people hitting people
There's a couple in a cage
There's neurotics, there's narcotics
And the bathroom is right on the stage
It's a great big critical smash
And it's raking in all kinds of cash
But the theater's appalling with things that are crawling
I think I am getting a rash
From this most unusual, most unusual, most unusual play