Hearse With A Curse
Mr. Gasser & The Weirdo's
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There ain't nothin' worse
Than a hearse with a hearse-knife flyin'
I bought a brand new board, but I had no wagon
(Yegor, get the body out of the trunk)
I wanted somethin' real cheap that I could fix up for draggin'
(Boris, it's not snowing, so take off your chains)
On my neighborhood lot, I found a hearse I could buy
But when I pulled out my roof, you should have heard that guy cry
There ain't nothin' worse
Than a hearse with a hearse-knife flyin'
Well, I tried out that Caddy, and it moved real fine
(It's even got a Transylvanian license plate on it)
She was very, very cherry, so I made her all mine
(Nothing like a black tuck-and-roll hearse)
I took her to the beach that very day
But I was still being bugged by that guy who'd say
There ain't nothin' worse
Than a hearse with a hearse-knife flyin'
I surfed all day 'til the sun went down
Then I fell asleep under a star
Oh, I woke up at midnight
Picked up my board and stomped back to the car
I opened the door, and what did I see?
(Natasha, go bite mommy goodnight)
A crazy combination just a-waitin' for me
(Tis not only a rat fink, it's a bat fink)
A pair of purple baggies with nothin' inside
And three big black, sharp, green eyes that scared him out of his hide
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh