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Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Brian Maclean
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Kidnap the Sandy Claws,
Lock him up real tight.
Throw away the key,
And then turn out all the lights.
First we're going to set some bait,
Inside a nasty trap and wait.
And when he comes a-sniffing,
We will snap the trap and close the gate.
Wait I've got a better plan,
To catch this big red lobster man.
Let's pop him in a boiling pot,
And when he's done we'll butter him up.
Kidnap the Sandy Claws,
Throw him in a box.
Bury him for 90 years,
Then see if he talks!
Then Mr. Oogie Boogie man!
Can take the whole thing over then!
He'll be so pleased I do declare!
That he will cook him rare!
I say that we take a cannon,
Aim it at his door, and then...
Knock 3 times and when he answers,
Sandy Claws will be no more.
You're so stupid think now,
If we blow him up to...
We may lose some pieces
And the Jack will beat us black and green
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then see if he is sad
Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around
If I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town
He'll be so pleased by our success
Perhaps he'll make his special brew
Of snake and spider stew
Ummm!
We're his little henchmen
And we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side
I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb
I'm not the dumb one
Shut up!
Make me
I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now, in the box we'll wait and hide
Until his curiousity
Entices him to look inside
And then we'll have him
One, two, three
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick
Lock him for ninety years, see what makes him tick
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key
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