Jesus Was Way Cool (Millenium Edition)
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Jesus was way cool
Everybody loved Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he would just do
He turned water into wine
And if he had wanted to, he could have turned oregano into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
Or he could have just looked you in the eye and
You would instantly be automatically be tripping
He walked on water and swam on the land
He would tell these stories and people would listen
If you were blind or lame, you just went up to... well
Actually, if you were lame, Jesus would go up to you
And he would put his hands on you and you would be healed
That's so cool
He could have played guitar better than Hendrix
He could have told the future
He could have baked the most delicious cake in the world
Jesus could have scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could have danced better than Baryshnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than
Any comedian you could ever think of
He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's totally hardcore
But then some people got jealous of
How cool he was, so they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, did a little dance and went up to heaven
I mean, that is so cool
Jesus was way cool
No wonder there are so many Christians