Secret Santa
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Mmm yeah, ho-ho-ho!
Oh shit I got ten minutes
I need to do something with my dick
Hm Tumb-, oh god Tumblr's got some good shit on there
Ooh, god Pornhub's shitty, incest? No thank you
It's Tumblr for me all the way, always Tumblr
Looking at some demon dicks on the web
Some hog-tied elves giving unicorns head
Aliens with tits? Why the fuck not
I'm a pretty weird guy you better watch out thot!
I tried all the Twitch streams, they don't get me off
All the normal porn sites just make me soft
I'll be squeezing my hog like a little fumbler
I only get my porn from the blogs at Tumblr!
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The weird shit I'm into helps me empty my sack
Cartoon, cake farts and furry's crack
Two girls one cup might not do it for you
I've jerked it to futa and yaoi too
Step-mom, step-son don't do it for me
I can only cum when it's interspecies
Kink-shame me now and you'll always regret
I once saw a horse get sucked off by a vet
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Secret Santa! Clear your browser!
All the way! I'm going all the way with this one, oh yeah!
Oh wait, where's it gone? I can't see-
It's gone it's not on the- oh it's not on the site any more
What the fuck! (secret Santa)
What the fuck where's my fucking shit
I want my fucking porn
I can't find my fucking porn on Tumblr
Where is it gone?
I'm gonna fucking flip a table or something
Where's my fucking porn
God dammit! What the fuck is this shit
What's the fucking point?
I'm not delivering fucking presents to kids
Fuck this shit, I'm gonna get fucking high! Jesus!
Okay that's enough
Whatcha want me to do?
Let's go back to the base
That's fine, we can just cut it as "I wanna get fucking high"
I'm gonna get fucking high this is bullshit!
It's gone from my favourite fucking site
I think we nailed it right?
Yeah, I mean we got 90% of that
I think that was it, that was it, no that was good, that was good
That was the one, that was the one